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Aries: March 21-April 19

Because you are the first sign of the zodiac, it is in your nature to make a statement with a stunning, bold and flaming outfit. You may dress up as the Game of Thrones Mother of Dragons. Alternatively, if you have a few competitive fire sign buddies, they may dress up as the main Game of Thrones characters.

Taurus: April 20-May 20

Because Venus controls your sign, your ideal outfit should be stylish, easeful and pleasant. Add some gold touches to your costume because your zodiac also connects with beauty, property and money. Ultimately, you are the only one who can pull off an extravagant — yet fashionable — costume.

Gemini: May 21-June 20

Because you are conversing and desire to know everything about everything, your sign may get a reputation for being gossipy. So, you may play on this stereotype by dressing up like a Gossip Girl reboot character.

Cancer: June 21-July 22

We all desire the gift of magic — particularly the ability to grant wishes — which is why you decided to dress up as Cinderella’s Fairy Godmother. Being able to assist others will fill your heart with love before the clock strikes twelve.

Leo: July 23-August 22

You have a great sense of humor and a flair for drama. Like Cruella de Vil, you know how to make an entrance, so dressing up as her appears to be an excellent choice.

Virgo: August 23-September 22

Even if you enjoy Halloween, you will most likely forgo dressing up this year due to practical considerations. With no parties to attend because of COVID-19, those born under your sign will not see the need in putting in the same effort you would when it comes to celebrating Halloween. Ultimately, you would prefer to look for methods to save money on Halloween. Even if you dress up, others will not know what you’re supposed to be, even if you tell them who or what you are representing when asked. Show your Halloween spirit, but keep it basic.

Libra: September 23-October 22

Love is the most beautiful aspect of your sign. As the zodiac’s romantic fashionistas, you will like wearing a “Bridgerton” costume, especially if the Duke of Hastings is with you. Donning such a costume will be a delight since you adore opulent and extravagant clothing that rivals art.

Scorpio: October 23-November 21

T’Challa, like your vindictive temperament, will not stop until he regains control of his realm and provides peace to its inhabitants. Black Panther and the people of your sign are justice fighters, which is why this is the finest costume for the safer zodiac sign.

Sagittarius: November 22-December 21

People born under your sign are party animals with exuberant personalities. That enthusiasm may channel itself into a memorable Halloween costume, such as a deviled egg with devil horns. This sign can also masquerade as a centaur, the legendary creature that represents your sign.

Capricorn: December 22-January 20

You will dress up in a sophisticated outfit constructed from clothes you most likely already have in your wardrobe. You do not want the frills or the fuss, but you do want to appear respectable. Your Halloween outfit will be at the crossroads of practicality and wit. It will be something that requires little work while nevertheless conveying your rank and competence. Dressing like a historical figure is one possibility.

Aquarius: January 21-February 18

As the most eccentric zodiac sign, you are always looking for a unique outfit. You will dress up in a costume that no one understands to spark a debate about the issue, and you’ll wear whatever allows you to express your thoughts in the hopes of gaining approval. People born under your sign will transform ideas into outfits.

Pisces: February 19-March 20

You regard Halloween as a chance to express yourself. To you, a Halloween costume is more about displaying your artistic skill than it is about scaring others. While Taurus is talented at dressing creatively, you don’t want to make a costume that merely looks fantastic — you want to make one that conveys a larger message. This Halloween, wear a costume that depicts one of your favorite works of art or literature.

Keeping you Engaged

The spotlight is not on a “who” this time, but a “what.” An unknown galaxy, Fornax, has come to surprise us this Halloween night. So, I decided to surprise you all by making the spotlight be on Halloween and asking you regulars if you dressed up as I wrote. Did you even dress up?

Until next week,

Trent Tabor, aka The Pizza Conjurer