Post-Black Friday Horoscope 2021

Trent Tabor

Thanksgiving is over, and you’ve probably received a list of what your relatives want for Christmas. If you can keep track of all of your family’s signs, why not go ahead and buy these gifts for them? You can find all of these items at either the Columbia Mall or Arundel Mills Mall.

Aries: March 21-April 19

Your sign is fascinated by all things physical, which is why the Black Friday frenzy is so ideal — you can even skip your gym session this week! Invest in some top-of-the-line sporting equipment, whether it’s new sneakers, a tennis racket or diving gear for your upcoming trip!

Taurus: April 20-May 20

People of your sign’s personalities are known as down-to-earth and reasonable, so don’t expect them to max their credit cards on things they don’t need this Black Friday! Head to the mall to pick up some fantastic recipe books! Your purchase will be a hit with your family and friends, and you’ll be able to throw some splendid dinner parties!

Gemini: May 21-June 20

You are a born explorer who relishes the opportunity to travel and experience new places. You would spend your whole life traveling the globe if you could, and you like nothing more than being on the move and soaking in the incredible views that the world has to offer. A camera would be the ideal gift for you to take on your travels to capture memories that last a lifetime!

Cancer: June 21-July 22

People born under your sign have nostalgic, romantic personalities and prefer nothing more than spending time with family and close friends. You are incredibly loyal, and your loved ones are most essential in your life thanks to your sensitive zodiac sign and empathic side. Visit the mall to buy some decorative photo frames or albums for your favorite images of your loved ones.

Leo: July 23-August 22

People of your sign are known for their self-assurance and leadership abilities, so be easy with others. Your self-assurance astounds everyone, so go out and purchase yourself a fantastic suit and trust us when we say that all eyes will be on you!

Virgo: August 23-September 22

People born under your sign are inherently loyal, compassionate, industrious and realistic. You are a detail-oriented person who spends a lot of time making sure everything runs well for yourself and your family. Is there something at the mall that has piqued your interest, such as new shoes or energy-efficient kitchen appliances? Allow your practical side to shine!


Libra: September 23-October 22

You are a serene, elegant and fair person who values cooperation and enjoys being around close friends and family. Why not go shopping with your buddies for some beautiful home decor? A painting or a wacky mirror might grab your eye!

Scorpio: October 23-November 21

You are known for your devoted and passionate attitude. Your commitment and tenacity are admirable; you are prepared to go to any length to attain your objectives! People of your sign are drawn to all things dark and mysterious and enjoy playing Sherlock Holmes when solving mysteries. Now is the ideal moment to indulge in that new detective novel series you’ve heard so much about!

Sagittarius: November 22-December 21

You are a fire sign, which means you enjoy moving around and find it hard to stay in one spot. Your drive to move, along with your love of visiting new places and learning about different cultures, is the ideal excuse to book a vacation to that faraway destination you’ve been dreaming of for so long!

Capricorn: December 22-January 19

Your sign is practical, and you adore it when things are well-organized and operate like clockwork! The ideal situation for you is to spend some quality time resting with your family and friends. Scented candles will be an excellent investment for you, and you may even use them for romantic evenings!

Aquarius: January 20-February 18

People of your sign are known for being progressive, self-reliant and compassionate. You are concerned about the environment and do what you can to help it. Ideally, you take things a step further by investing in a bike that will help you get in great shape and reduce your carbon emissions! 

Pisces: February 19-March 20

People born under your sign have a creative and artistic attitude. You like spending time on the water and doing anything that involves relaxing. If you live near the ocean, why not invest in a paddleboard for some beautiful moments of quiet and fitness? If that idea doesn’t appeal to you, consider watercolors and other arts and crafts to exercise your creative side!

Astrological Engagement

This Sunday, Mercury was in solar conjunction with Scorpio. Scorpios will be reserved this week, as usual. This is beneficial for Scorpios because it allows them to become one with themselves.

Until next week,
Trent Tabor AKA The Pizza Conjurer