Foreword

I don’t know when I’ll be writing my next horoscope, and we have some time until Halloween. So, I have made this list to help you prepare if you haven’t decided what you want to dress up as yet.

Aries: March 21-April 19

Aries is a competitive sign that constantly wants to win, and they flourish when confronted with a challenge. So put on your tracksuit, practice your schoolyard games and prepare to be the finest “Squid Game” contender around.

Taurus: April 20-May 20

A Taurus’s heart and soul are luxury, relaxation and peace—similar to how one feels after a hard day with a beautiful glass of wine! So, this Halloween, help everyone out by masquerading as a box of wine—one with a real box of wine taped inside it and the spigot on the outside. Carry disposable cups in your costume and pour glasses of wine for your buddies. If underlying conditions stop you, such as age, religion or medication, bring grape juice instead.

Gemini: May 21-June 21

Gemini’s outfit is both literal and poetic. Twins with a double nature signify the sign. Zaphod Beeblebrox from “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy” has two heads—or faces, depending on whether you read the book or saw the film—and at least one extra arm. Furthermore, Zaphod, like this sign, was fun, impulsive and occasionally surprising. So, Gemini, twin yourself.

Cancer: June 22-July 22

Dude With A Sign, who is really simply a person putting up signs with quirky statements written on them, such as, “That meeting could have been an e-mail” and “Yes, Grandma, I’m still single,” is popular on social media. Cancer, this is the costume for you since you’re both emotional and practical, and you may find it difficult to let people inside your world. Dude With A Sign uses comedy to address a wide range of issues, which others perceive as a kind of deflection.

Leo: July 23-August 22

Any Leo will tell you that they are the greatest. The sign has a regal aspect to it that may be a little demanding at times, so dress up as Morpheus, King of Dreams, from “Sandman.” You are the ruler of an entire country, and your subordinates must understand rather than question you.

Virgo: August 23-September 22

Virgos are realistic people. They make sense. They understand that life happens no matter what, and all one can do is cope with it. Dress up as a symbol of nature and hand out lemons to embody that philosophy. It’s a simple costume: purchase a polo and write “Life” on it. Put the lemons together in a container and you’re ready to go.

Libra: September 23-October 22

Libra is all about harmony and balance. So, by dividing your face in two, you can portray the tipping point between Instagram and reality. One side should be ultra-glam, while the other should be your daily at-home personality. This might also be a costume for a pair, where one of you disguised as Instagram while the other represents reality.

Scorpio: October 23-November 21

Scorpios are generally difficult to understand since they are mysterious and complex. Come dressed as someone who made that their mission for Halloween: Anna Delvey, the false heiress who forged her way into New York’s exclusive scene. All you’ll need are some great clothing and an unidentifiable accent.

Sagittarius: November 22-December 21

Sagittarius, the most inquisitive of the signs, is always looking for more information, excitement and adventure. Dress as a traveler to embody the characteristics of your zodiac sign. Grab your comfy walking shoes, wear a large camera over your neck, and get in everyone’s way so that you may stop and marvel at the “scenery” around you. You’re a tourist for the day—not a student!

Capricorn: December 22-January 19

Capricorn flourishes when a task requires a great deal of effort and devotion to complete. They are tolerant and resilient in the face of adversity. For Halloween, you should dress up like Ted Lasso. The fictitious coach faced an unknown obstacle with elegance, determination and an unwavering desire to win.

Aquarius: January 20-February 18

An Aquarian has to be innovative and altruistic. Use your outfit to develop the medium and offer art to others, and join the popularity of immersive art displays. It’s easy: wear all white, bring plenty of markers with you and let others sketch on your clothes using those markers. You get extra points if you bring a boombox that plays dreamy New Age music.

Pisces: February 19-March 20

As the concluding sign of the zodiac, you’ve learnt from everyone who has come before you. This makes you exceptionally perceptive, sympathetic and sensitive. For Halloween, dress yourself as Mabel Mora from “Only Murders in the Building.” She, like a Pisces, can see through a jumble to discover the best outcome.